Fat Amy

Fat Amy

Meet Fat Amy! This 1-year old pitch perfect plus-sized pittie came to us from local animal control after being found as a stray and she is a HILARIOUS chonk and a half! Lesbihonest, at only 48 lbs, she is technically a little girl but look at those juicy thighs and sturdy legs. She is big and little, all at the same time, and is living the thick life with zero regrets.

Fat Amy is a free-spirited free-range pony…an unstoppable force whose wild and adventurous spirit can’t be contained. She is a gal who is clearly comfortable in her own skin, has an unapologetic personality (and body positivity!) and never lets anyone hold her back. This bold and beautiful bully is (over) confident, crass, funny, unconventional, and comedic all rolled into one low-riding package. She is an extreme confidence coach and professional splooter by day, an expert cuddler by night, and does not shy away from a good time. Her hobbies include mermaid dancing into your heart, and horizontal running (she thinks napping is a productive activity!).

Amy is an age-appropriate youngster who has puppy energy to burn (play hard, chill hard) and will gladly curl up on the couch to rest up for the next play sesh. She has aca-awesome energy, is fiercely loyal, and has inner and outer beauty to match. And she will take center stage wherever she goes, challenging stereotypes about her appearance and breed in the best way possible. This scene stealer gives heartfelt love to humans and dogs, loves toys, is house and crate trained, and is so freaking adorable that it should be illegal.

Fat Amy is ready to Turn the Beat Around and be the eccentric heart of a forever family all her own. Even if you are pretty thin, Amy is looking for someone with a fat heart, since that’s what matters. She can’t wait to find some Barden Bellas or a Bumper to love her for all of her days! Because of her lack of history (and body awareness!), older or no kids would be best for this a cappella adventurer.

Fat Amy’s top 3 priorities:
1. A family looking for a best friend to include on adventures and one who appreciates her Fat Amy energy and charismatic swagger!
2. A family who allows dogs on furniture and loves to cuddle in bed. As a stereotypical pittie, Amy likes to be close, and her body heat will help cut down on heating bills in the winter months!
3. A family who will continue molding Amy into being the awesome dog she is. Amy is a dog who is still more puppy than adult, but loves to learn, is food motivated, and is eager to please! She has done great with developing basic manners with consistency in her foster home.

 

Available
Fat Amy
Gender:
Female
Age:
1 Year
Color:
Gray & White
Size:
48 lbs.
Vaccinated:
Yes
Good with dogs:
Yes
Good with cats:
Unknown
Good with kids:
Unknown
General Information
  • Spayed/Neutered
  • Up-to-date on rabies and distemper vaccines and monthly preventatives
  • Fecal tested for worms and parasites
  • 4DX tested for tick-borne illnesses
  • Microchipped
 
Adoption Donation
$400
Note: We spend well over $500 on the average intact adult dog coming into our rescue, which covers all standard vetting including spay/neuter, equipment, food, and preventative care while with us. The cost only rises if a deserving dog needs any additional vetting, and even simple appointments add up fast. While our adoption fees are intentionally lower to find great homes more quickly, we will gladly and graciously take additional donations to help offset these fees!
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